Anti-Valentine’s Day Activites for the Awesome

Jan 30, 2017 at 5:32 pm |

Don't be mine.

Valentine’s Day is crud. Yes, I am eternally single, but even when I was in serious relationships, I put absolutely no stock in this “holiday”.

What’s wrong with it? You know exactly what: You are forced to buy flowers and stupid childish teddy bears at a jacked up price. And you try to make restaurant reservations too late and get all huffy that your favorite restaurant doesn’t have an 8 PM reservation available because you slacked. You expect sessy times the day of or feel pressured to have sessy times. There’s too much stress for this dinky day.

Why spend one day out of 365 acknowledging your feelings and appreciation for your partner? That’s just weak and basic and I think you are a sucker. But if you are reading this, you aren’t a sucker because you want to celebrate your bitterness, friendship, and/or cats. You should not be pitied or pity yourself. Being single is awesome.

Read on on how to make the most of Valentine’s Day when you are awesomely alone.

Valentine's Day candy hearts bye felicia

Credit: David Rosa/Nibble

Don’t be mine.

Let's get drunk and make out with strangers!