6 Reasons Why Your First Kiss Is The Worst

Dec 7, 2015 at 9:41 am |

Why Can't Life Be Just Like the Movies?

The most pivotal moments of our childhoods never live up to their expectations – especially when it comes to the romance department. (Hello V-Card!). But even before that terrifying moment was your first kiss.

If any of y’all’s first kisses ended up looking like Macaulay Culkin and Anna Chlumsky’s in “My Girl,” I give you major props, but for the rest of us, we were all busy struggling through an anxious, sweaty palmed, dry-mouthed, black hole that will be seemingly frozen in time forever.

To make the majority of the world feel better about their first kisses, we’re reminding you why they’re so terrible in the first place. You’re not alone out there…

dog first kiss

Source: Imgur/@belespirit


Yup. That’s about right.

Time to take an awkward stumble down memory lane.