Why Social Media PDA Is The Worst Kind of PDA

May 23, 2016 at 6:10 pm |

You Know That Obnoxious Couple That's Always Clogging Up Your Feed?

You know the one I’m talking about, we all have at least one. As a single person, I feel that my stag-freedom is being oppressed every time I’m exposed to PDA (public displays of affection). It’s bad enough that I have to encounter these assaults of personal, gushy zeal out and about in the world, but when I see it on social media, it’s literally 1000 times worse.

Source: idiotsonfb.tumblr.com

Is nothing single sacred anymore?! I don’t need to know that you love bae. I know you love bae cause you called him “bae,” or “boo,” or “bub.” And also because I remember that you love bae because you let the ENTIRE world know that you do on MCM, every MCM, for the past 2 years of MCMs.

Enough is enough. I’ve decided to start a full-blown public shaming campaign against social media PDA, like the “litterbug” campaign that guilted people into actually putting their trash in trashcans in the 70’s. On the following pages, you’ll find the definitive, absolute WORST cases of social media PDA, and information about combatting this serious global issue.

I swear, if you post your boyfriend as your #MCM ONE MORE TIME…..

Keep Reading for more information on our social media PDA smear campaign!