The Best Worst Dating Advice

Jul 20, 2016 at 12:18 pm |

Lonely? Yeah, me too.

My friend L was helping me to try to figure out how many first dates I’ve been on. I am neither proud nor ashamed to say that I’ve been on so many that I don’t remember half of them. There were so many seemingly promising guys that turned out to be unstable, unattractive or just boring. I’ve been on dozens upon dozens and keep learning about what is unacceptable and what’s passable.

There are a lot of dating advice columns out there. But everyone’s problem is pretty much the same: You are in denial/delusional, you don’t know how to communicate, you are selfish and/or you are too needy.

I’m here to answer some basic questions for newbz, those who have been out of the game awhile and those stuck in a terrible void of unending monotony of mediocre to bad dates. Enjoy!

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Source: Lucasfilm Ltd.

You gotta check yoself before you wreck yoself.

You gotta check yoself before you wreck yoself.