The 2017 Oscars Totally Weird Swag Bag

Feb 22, 2017 at 1:14 pm |
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Wait, what's inside?

The Oscars are less than a week away and we couldn’t be more pumped for them! Besides seeing all the fashion ranging from outlandish to elegant, and of course learning the winners of the awards, we are always interested in seeing what’s inside the swag bag that the nominees receive. Last year, the bag made headlines when the contents included upwards of $220,000 worth of “goodies.” Yes, because famous movie stars making millions obviously need hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of goodies. We digress.

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In the past, we’ve seen the nominees receive a $1900 Vampire breast lift treatment (which uses the woman’s own blood), personalized M&Ms ($300), a Steamist spa package ($5,060), a lifetime supply of Lizora Pu-erh Tea Nourishing Cream and Pu-erh Tea Cleansing Bar ($31,200) and multiple all inclusive trips to countries like Japan and Israel.

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But that’s all in the past! The real question is, what’s inside this years? Spokespeople of the awards show have admitted that the bag isn’t quite as pricey as lasts, but still just as good. Nominees will receive “several luxurious trips including a three-day, $40K stay at Lost Coast Ranch, a week-long stay at Golden Door Spa valued at $8,850, and a three-night, $5K stay at the Grand Hotel Excelsior Vittoria” as well as a dual chamber vaporizer, a diamond and gold bracelet.

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Here’s where things get Hollywood weird. They will also get an Oomi, cellulite mats that promise to get rid of your cellulite if you just sit on them (yeah, whatever you say), and a pelvic floor exercise tracker and app. We couldn’t get more cali celeb if we tried! Well, we suppose they deserve it? Let us know what you think about this year’s swag bag and be sure to SHARE this article!

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