My Awful Dating Life: Jordie and the Physician

Jun 13, 2016 at 6:55 pm |

"All your life you wait around for some damn man!" –Dorothy Parker

Welcome back to another one of my gloriously terrible dating stories. Everyone has different reasons for searching out other people online, be it sex, a relationship or even friendship. Honestly, I’m not sure what I’m looking for. As for now, I have almost given up to become a crazy cat lady – but that resignation is not going to stop me from going on dates with absurd men.

During my years on OKCupid and Tinder, I’ve had good dates and so-so dates, but it seems like I have a disproportionate amount of bad dates. This could be due to chance, or it could be due to me purposefully seeking out incompatible men for these stories. Either way, this tale of douchebaggery is one for the ages.

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Source: Lucasfilm Ltd.

He’s a high-class scrub in scrubs.

This one was a high-class scrub in scrubs.