My Awful Dating Life: Jordie and the Irish Bartender

Jun 9, 2016 at 4:53 pm |

"I require three things in a man: he must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid." –Dorothy Parker

It’s been quite a few years since I’ve had a serious relationship. In the past four years, I’ve only had one not-so-serious boyfriend (not to mention he was the only guy I’ve met IRL and not online). Don’t get me wrong: I’ve gone out on countless dates from those dating apps. (Really, I can’t count. I don’t even remember half of their names.) It’s just that nothing ever seems to work out.

When asked about bad dates and the boys (rarely men) who take me on them, many stories remain awkwardly vivid in my head. Here’s one of my numerous dating horror stories from back in day before there was even the option of online dating, when people still met in person (gasp!).

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Source: Lucasfilm Ltd.

Laugh at me while I laugh at my dates.

Laugh at me while I laugh at my dates.