Guys: What It’s Like to Shower With a Woman

May 17, 2016 at 3:01 pm |

Caution: Things can get slippery

We all know that getting it on in the shower is one of the hardest things to do. Yeah, it looks sexy onscreen, but in reality, the tub is too small and too slippery to engage in sex without being all over the place. Whether you hop in the shower to do it, save time, or just want to conserve water, you should know that a lot of things can go wrong for us girls. Guys, some of you are a little too big to share such a small space with, especially for all of our routines.

Now don’t get me wrong, there are sexy moments in the shower. Wet kisses can feel amazing, and not to mention, you may receive a lucky oral moment (we’ll get into that later). But when we get out of the shower, TURN AROUND. We don’t need you seeing all of us without the blur from a steamy shower. If it’s done right, it can be a fun and sexy experience. Just watch your slippery step!

Couple in the shower together

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